The Lion's Punny Choice
Published Jan 01, 1900
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat.
He came across two men.
One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter.
The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him.
If you wonder why the lion made the choice that he made, just consider that even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest, and writers cramp.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
