The Teethbrush

After a very long and exasperating study, the researchers came to their conclusion about the origin of the toothbrush. It was decided that the brush was invented in Maine.
Intrigued by the discovery, the media asked the researchers how they came to this conclusion. The researchers all agreed that it was simple deduction: "If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush."
Originally published November 14, 2002.