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Today's Stock Report...

Jan 01, 1900
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Today's Stock Report...

* Helium was up

* Paper was stationary

* Pencils lost a few points

* Light switches were off

* Cows steered into a bull market

* Diapers remained unchanged

* But Scott Tissue touched a new bottom

Originally published November 14, 2002.

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