Top Ten Amish Bumper Stickers
Published Apr 29, 2003
10. I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you AND I got traffic backed up for 5 miles.
9. Born to raise barns.
8. My other buggy is a Mercedes.
7. Eat my dust, but don't step in my exhaust.
6. Don't blame me--I didn't vote for him or anyone else!
5. I pray for higher gas prices.
4. I brake for barn raisings.
3. When the Amish are outlawed, only outlaws will be Amish!
2. No...I am not Harrison Ford.
1. If this buggy is swayin'...I'm in here a prayin'!
Originally published April 30, 2003.
