Tourist!
Published Mar 27, 2005
Mr. Peterson, a tourist from Toronto, arrived in Israel. In an airport taxi cab, Peterson asked the driver, "Say, is this really a healthful place?"
"It sure is," the cabby replied. "When I came here I couldn't say one word. I had hardly any hair on my head. I didn't have the strength to walk across a room, and I had to be lifted out of bed!"
"That's wonderful!" said the tourist, "How long have you been here?"
. . . . . . . "I was born here."
Originally published March 28, 2005.
