Yankee Ingenuity... Positive Thinking!
Published Jan 01, 1900
An American touring the Sahara was dressed in a bathing suit... A Bedouin gazed at him in amazement. "I'm going swimming," the tourist explained. "But the ocean is eight hundred miles away," the Arab informed him. "Eight hundred miles!" the American exclaimed with a huge smile... "Boy, what a beach!"
Originally published November 14, 2002.
