You Know You're in California when......
Not to be outdone by all the redneck, hillbilly, & Texan jokes...
You know you're in California when......
Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.
You make over $300,000 and still can't afford a house.
You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.
Your child's 3rd-grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring, and is named Breeze.
You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula. (You know what arugula is!)
A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.
A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.
Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.
Unlike back home, 8:30 am at Starbucks the guy wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.
Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment. (Your car cost more than your house.)
Its barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH 2004."
You have to leave the big company meeting early because Billy Blanks himself is teaching the 4:00pm Tae Bo class.
You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells or blackberrys'.
It's barely sprinkling outside, so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.
Both you AND your dog have therapists.
There's valet parking for everything, but it costs more than the item you're going there to buy.
The Terminator is your governor.
Originally published March 08, 2004.
