A Million Dollars
Published Sep 25, 2002
The school of agriculture's dean of admissions was inter-viewing a prospective student, "Why have you chosen this career?" he asked.
"I dream of making a million dollars in farming, like my father," the student replied.
"Your father made a million dollars in farming?" echoed the dean much impressed.
"No," replied the applicant. "But he always dreamed of it."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
