Executive Turnover
Published Jun 06, 2003
When the aged president of the company was out of town, half a dozen of his senior executives got together to plan some way to ease the old coot out of the driver's seat.
To their horror, the executive VP's secretary buzzed him halfway through the meeting to inform him that the president had come back early and was on his way to see him.
"If he catches us all here he'll know exactly what we're up to," cried the VP. "Quick, you five jump out the window!"
"But we're on the thirteenth floor," protested the treasurer.
"Jump!" yelled the VP. "This is no time for superstition!"
Originally published June 07, 2003.
