Fire Sale
Published Dec 03, 2002
After meeting with the boss, the head salesperson mustered the troops.
"People," he said, "I've just been informed that we're going to be having a fire sale."
"A fire sale?" spoke up one agent. "But we sell insurance."
"I said a fire sale, and I meant it," he replied rather coldly. "Anyone who doesn't make a sale gets fired...."
Originally published December 07, 2002.
