From The Office Files...

Several years ago we had an intern who was none too swift. One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "Like, I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?"
"Just use copier machine paper," she told her. With that, the intern took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the photocopier and proceeded to make five blank copies.
Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege.
Originally published November 14, 2002.