Handy Man Wanted
Published Apr 01, 2004
A fellow sees a job published on a building site which read:
"Handy man wanted - Apply within"
So he ambles inside and the following dialogue with the Site Manager takes place:
Manager: Can you drive a forklift?
Applicant: Nope
Manager: Can you lay brick?
Applicant: Nope
Manager: Can you do minor electrical work?
Applicant: Nope
Manager: Can you finish drywall?
Applicant: Uh, Nope
Manager: Have you done any plumbing?
Applicant: Hmmnn... Nope
Manager: So, what's handy about you, buddy?
Applicant: I only live 'bout 7 minutes up the road.
Originally published April 02, 2004.
