How's Your Job

Q. How's your job at the clock company? Q. How's your job at the banana company? Q. How's your job on the new highway? Q. How's your job at the travel agency? How's your job at the swivel chair company? Q. How's your job at the lemon juice company? Q. How's your job at the pie company? Q. How's your job at the balloon factory? Q. How's your job at the crystal ball company? Q. How's your job at the history book company? Q. How's your job at the clock company? Q. How's your job on the farm? Q. How's your job at the sewing shop? Q. How's your job at the eye glasses clinic?
A. Only time will tell.
A. I keep slipping up.
A. I'm so busy I don't know which way to turn.
A. I'm going nowhere. Q.
A. It makes my head spin!
A. I've had bitter jobs.
A. It didn't pan out.
A. We can't keep up with inflation.
A. I'm making a fortune.
A. There's no future in it.
A. I'm having second thoughts about it.
A. Problems keep cropping up.
A. Hanging on by a thread.
A. I have clear job objectives.
Originally published November 14, 2002.