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"If it ..." Office Advice

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"If it ..." Office Advice

  • If it rings, answer it. Talk kindly.

  • If it clanks, call the repairman.

  • If it whistles, ignore it.

  • If it is a friend, take a break.

  • If it is the boss, look busy.

  • If it talks, take notes.

  • If it is handwritten, type it.

  • If it is typed, copy it.

  • If it is copied, file it.

  • If it is Friday, forget it!

Originally published November 14, 2002.

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