Interview Quickies

Phrase: I'm extremely adept at all manners of office organization. Phrase: I'm honest, hard-working and dependable. Phrase: I take pride in my work. Phrase: I'm personable. Phrase: I am very adaptable. Phrase: I am on the go. Phrase: I'm highly motivated to succeed.
Meaning: I've used Microsoft Office.
Meaning: I pilfer office supplies.
Meaning: I blame others for any mistakes.
Meaning: I give lots of unsolicited personal advice to co-workers.
Meaning: I've changed jobs a lot.
Meaning: I'm never at my desk.
Meaning: The minute I find a better job, I'm outta here.
Originally published November 14, 2002.