Investment tips for 2003
Investment tips for 2003.... for all of you with any money left
In the wake of the Exxon/Mobile deal and the AOL/Time
Warner implode be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in
on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations
in 2003:
1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace
Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2. Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and
become: Poly, Warner Cracker.
3. 3M will merge with Goodyear and issue forth as: MMMGood.
4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge
and become: ZipAudiDoDa.
5. FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell
Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: Poupon Pants.
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!
Originally published November 24, 2003.
