Kelly's First Job

Colby and Terri were out to dinner, and Colby was about halfway through with his meal before he stopped and took a good look at his potato. He called over the waitress (Kelly) and complained, "This potato is bad." Kelly picked it up, smacked it, put it back on Steve's plate and said, "If that potato causes any more trouble just let me know."
Originally published November 14, 2002.