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Management Tree

Jan 01, 1900
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Management Tree

Management Tree: A Management Structure is often referred to as a tree. This is an accurate description for the following reasons:

  • It is made almost entirely of wood.

  • Parts of it can be dead for years before they drop off.

  • If a branch falls off, most of the parasites move back to the main structure.

  • It takes years to react to any environmental change.

  • A large one can transpire hundreds of gallons of liquid in a day.

  • It sometimes carries a great many nuts.

  • If not pruned regularly it will not bear much fruit.

  • Small pieces which are chopped off often grow again in a few years.

  • It can be fired, but usually needs lots of paper to get it going.

  • It may provide shelter for those underneath, but also blocks out most of the light.

  • From the top one can see for miles in all directions, except vertically downward.

  • Anything heavy dropped from the top reaches the bottom quickly; the intervening layers merely delay it slightly.

  • Parts of it can be used to make boards (of varying thickness) but unless properly seasoned the quality will be poor.

  • It bends easily in light winds but in storms it is rarely flexible enough to avoid damage.

  • It sometimes gets the chop, but usually only after it has been dead or rotten for years.

  • A man falling from the upper levels can often grab a lower branch to break his fall, but a man falling from lower levels goes straight to the ground.

  • Sometimes one can move from tree to tree without touching the ground. One can travel thus for considerable distances eventually reaching a point at which one has absolutely no knowledge of the ground below.

  • Monkeys can get to the top with remarkable speed.

Originally published November 14, 2002.

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