More Importent Office Wisdom
Published Jan 01, 1900
Well, Congratulations. I didn't know there was a Pulitzer prize for memos. They're serious about cutting my unnecessary travel expenses - they took the wheels off my chair. My grandfather was in management, my father was in management, I'm in management - insanity runs in my family. My boss only notices me when I make a mistake. If I stay home, I won't make any mistakes and I'll get a promotion. Rules for success: 1. Coffee 2. More coffee
Originally published November 14, 2002.
