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Authors Unknown
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
We put the "k" in "kwality."
If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos. . . then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
TEAMWORK. . . means never having to take all the blame yourself.
We waste time, so you don't have to.
Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.
When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.
INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.
Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.
We waste more time by 8:00 in the morning than other companies do all day.
You pretend to work, and we'll pretend to pay you.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
