New Motovational Quotes From the Office
"We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done."
Quote from the Boss…
"I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you."
A motivational sign at work:
"The beatings will continue until morale improves."
A direct quote from the Boss:
"We passed over a lot of good people to get the ones we hired."
Quote from the Boss after overriding the decision of a task force he created to find a solution:
"I'm sorry if I ever gave you the impression your input would have any effect on my decision for the outcome of this project!"
Human Resource Manager to job candidate:
"I see you've had no computer training. Although that qualifies you for upper management, it means you're under-qualified for our entry level positions."
Quote from telephone inquiry
: "We're only hiring one summer intern this year and we won't start interviewing candidates for that position until the boss' daughter finishes her summer classes."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
