New Tour Guide
Josh had always been a big fan of Walt Disney. He saw every film that the Disney Studios put out. So it was no surprise when he headed to Disneyland looking for a job as a tour guide. And his interview went something like this:
Interviewer, "So why would you like to work for us?"
Josh, "I've been a big fan for many years. I reckon that I know as much about your characters as anyone. I'd make an exceptionally good tour guide."
Interviewer, "Tell you what. If you can answer 3 questions, I won't just hire you, I'll give you the job of Head Tour Guide."
Josh, "Sounds great!"
Interviewer, "First Question: Who is Mickey Mouse's girlfriend?"
Josh, "Minnie Mouse."
Interviewer, "Second Question: Name our 2 most famous dogs."
Josh, "Pluto and Goofy."
Interviewer, "Very Good. Speaking of dogs, I assume you saw the movie 101 Dalmatians?"
Josh, "Sure did."
Interviewer, "Okay, name them."
Originally published May 08, 2004.
