New Work Virus
WARNING!!! IGNORING THIS E-MAIL COULD HAVE SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES!!!!!!!
There is a new virus going around called "Work." If you receive any sort of "Work" at all, whether via e-mail, Internet or simply handed to you by a colleague, DO NOT OPEN IT.
"Work" has been circulating for years and those who have been tempted to open "Work" or even look at "Work" have found that their social life is deleted and their brain ceases to function properly. If you do encounter "Work" via e-mail or are faced with any "Work" at all, to purge the virus, send an e-mail to your boss with the words:
"Sorry...I'm off to the supermarket."
The "Work" should automatically be deleted from your brain. If you receive "Work" in paper-document form, simply lift the document and drag the "Work" to your trash bin. Put on your coat and skip to the nearest supermarket with two friends and buy three cucumbers. After repeating this action 14 times, you will find that "Work" will no longer be of any relevance to you.
Send this message to everyone in your address book. If you do not have anyone in your address book, then I'm afraid the "Work" virus has already corrupted your life.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
