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No Guarantes

Jul 26, 2003
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No Guarantes
After being laid off, I papered the town with my resume.

Days passed, and I hadn't received a single phone call. I decided to take a closer look at the copies my husband had printed at his real estate office.

I quickly realized that he hadn't put blank paper into the machine. At the bottom of each copy, written in bold type, was a common real estate disclaimer:

"The information contained herein, while deemed to be accurate, is not guaranteed."

Originally published July 27, 2003.

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