To: All Employees
From: Management
Subject: Office conduct during the Christmas seasonEffective immediately, employees should keep in mind the following guidelines in compliance with FROLIC (Federal Revelry Office and Leisure Industry Council.)
- Running aluminum foil through the paper shredder to make tinsel is discouraged.
- Playing Jingle Bells on the push-button phone is forbidden (it runs up an incredible long distance bill).
- Work requests are not to be filed under "Bah humbug."
- Company cars are not to be used to go over the river and through the woods to Grandmother's house.
- All fruitcake is to be eaten BEFORE July 25.
- Eggnog will NOT be dispensed in vending machines.
- In spite of all this, the staff is encouraged to have a Merry Christmas.
Submitted by:Bob Vincent
Redway, CA
Originally published November 14, 2002.
