Rules of the Office
Published Jan 01, 1900

If it rings, put it on hold; If it clanks, call the repairman; If it whistles, ignore it; If it's a friend, take a break; If it's the boss, look busy; If it talks, take notes; If it's handwritten, type it; If it's typed, copy it; If it's copied, file it; If it's Friday, forget it!
Originally published November 14, 2002.