Saving The Company Money

Signs that your company has gone too far with its cost cutting:
* The head of purchasing goes to employees' homes and steals back office supplies.* Water coolers are coin operated.
* To get paid company life insurance, you have to sell ten policiesto relatives.
* You have to call in sick on a 900 number.
* Company blood drives are now considered a profit center.
Originally published November 14, 2002.