Sell, Sell, Sell
Published Jan 01, 1900
A realty salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had sold was completely under water. "That customer's going to come back here pretty mad," he said to his boss. "Should I give him his money back?" "Money back? Are you crazy?" roared the boss. "What kind of salesman are you? Get out there and sell him a houseboat!"
Originally published November 14, 2002.
