Signs You Don't Have A Good Secretary
Published Jan 01, 1900
She doesn't get the hang of Post-it Notes.
Your customers come around only during her lunch period; they peek around the door asking, "Is the coast clear?"
When she gets low on typing paper she asks you what to do; you tell her to use copy paper. She then takes a blank piece of typing paper, puts it into the copy machine and makes 10 copies.
The Ringling Brothers Clown College announces that she has won a prize for her original make-up.
She staples her thumbs together more frequently than once a week.
Types 60 words per minute..... but not in English.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
