Signs your boss REALLY hates you

You have been fired, and your ex-wife is hired to fill your spot.
You must eat at your desk, and if you leave for lunch you get a time out.
You have to babysit his kids on the weekends.
You have to pay for all your office supplies.
Your boss makes you do his kid's college term papers.
Your boss subtracts the cost of your parking spot because you are a four year temp.
Originally published November 14, 2002.