Sure-fire signs there's trouble on the job
The new policy on sexual harassment includes your photo.
The Security guard made a complete inventory of your work area.
Your assistant starts responding to your memos with, "Yeah, whatever."
You got a :It's for you loser" wav receiving e-mail instead of a chime.
Your new Pentium was replaced with an 386sx-18 last weekend.
The Human Resources Dept requested an update of your arrest record.
Your boss asks if you still have a copy of your five-year contract.
You notice your co-workers measuring your cubicle when you arrive at work.
Your parking space is moved next to the Dumpster.
Your secretary says things like, "Get the phone, my nails aren't dry."
Your boss asks you to write a desk manual for your job.
The LAN suddenly began backing-up my computer every 10 minutes.
A large paper recycling box is placed next to your file cabinets.
The receptionist asks "Who?" when anyone calls on you.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
