- The new policy on sexual harassment includes your photo.
- The Security guard made a complete inventory of my work area.
- Your assistant starts responding to your memos with, "Yeah, whatever."
- You got a :It's for you loser" wav receiving e-mail instead of a chime.
- Your new Pentium was replaced with an 386sx-18 last weekend.
- The Human Resources Dept requested an update of your arrest record.
- Your boss asks if you still have a copy of your five-year contract.
- You notice your co-workers measuring your cubicle when you arrive at work.
- Your parking space is moved next to the Dumpster.
- Your secretary says things like, "Get the phone, my nails aren't dry."
- Your boss asks you to write a desk manual for your job.
- The LAN suddenly began backing-up my computer every 10 minutes.
- A large paper recycling box is placed next to your file cabinets.
- The receptionist asks "Who?" when anyone calls on you.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
