Tell Tale Signs You Have Nothing To Do At Work...
Published Jan 01, 1900
You've read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar for 2002 You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis. You've definitively figured out a way to get Gilligan OFF the island. . . You decide to see how many Surges you can drink before the inevitable explosion occurs. . . People come into your office frequently... to borrow pencils from your ceiling. . . . No longer content with merely photocopying your derierre, you now scan it and enhance it with Photoshop. . . The 5th Division of Paperclips has completely overrun the Pushpin Infantry, and General White-Out has called for reinforcements. . .
Originally published November 14, 2002.
