Their New Rates
Published Oct 16, 2002
Dear Valued Customer,
Due to a dramatic increase in our overhead costs, we are obliged to charge you for our general support services from this point forward. Our new price list is as follows:
Simple answers $ 3.00
Answers which need some thought $ 7.00
Honest answers $12.00
And, for services we find ourselves performing even more frequently:
Answers to dumb and unnecessary questions $ 20.00
We cannot keep our standard reactions free any longer:
Shrug $ 1.00
Look dumb $ 2.00
Look very dumb $ 5.00
Get the boss $ 15.00
There is one reaction that remains free of charge:
Ignore you completely FREE
Originally published November 14, 2002.
