Things You May Hear Just Before Unemployment.....
Published Mar 06, 2004
* I don't know what we'll do without you, but we are certainly going to try!
* We told everyone you are leaving because of illness. The truth is, I'm sick of you.
* Its not that you aren't a responsible worker. In fact, you've been responsible for more disasters than any one else in the place.
* Today I'm going to mix business and pleasure. You're fired!
* I've got good news for you. You won't have to worry about being late for work 'ever again'.
* Tell me - how long have you been with us not counting tomorrow?
Originally published March 07, 2004.
