Things You'd Love To Say At Work But Can't or Shouldn't

Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

Does your train of thought have a caboose?

Do I look like a people person?

A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

Chaos, panic, & disorder -- my work here is done.

How do I set a laser printer to stun?