Understanding Resumes
Published Jan 01, 1900
Resumes can have midleading information. This guide should help clear any confusion... * Bright: * Intelligent: * Computer Literate: * Excellent Communication Skills: * Detailed Oriented: * Prompt: * Friendly: * Honest: * Dependable:
Wears a lot of yellow and red - usually together.
Got 3 gold stars for spelling in first grade.
Knows the difference between a mouse and a keyboard.
Knows everybody's personal business.
Will spend eight hours perfecting a two-minute job.
First one out the door at quitting time.
Watch out for attractive members of your staff.
King of Gossip!
Can depend on them to be the last one there in the morning.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
