Understanding Resumes
Published Sep 18, 2002
Resumes can have misleading information. This guide should help clear any confusion...
* Bright:
Wears a lot of yellow and red - usually together.
* Intelligent:
Got 3 gold stars for spelling in first grade.
* Computer Literate:
Knows the difference between a mouse and a keyboard.
* Excellent Communication Skills:
Knows everybody's personal business.
* Detailed Oriented:
Will spend eight hours perfecting a two-minute job.
* Prompt:
First one out the door at quitting time.
* Friendly:
Watch out for attractive members of your staff.
* Honest:
King of Gossip!
* Dependable:
Can depend on them to be the last one there in the morning.
Originally published November 14, 2002.
