Vacation Time

"Pretty good I think", replied Jill, "but if I go to work there I won't get a vacation unless I'm married.
Her mother of course, had never heard of such a thing and asked "Is that what they told you?
"No", replied Jill, "they didn't tell me that, but on the application it said "vacation time may not be taken until you've had your 'First Anniversary'"
Originally published February 18, 2003.