Vacation Time
Published Aug 01, 2004
Delorus had applied for a job and when she returned home, her mother asked how the interview went.
"Pretty good, I think," replied Delorus, "but if I go to work there I won't get a vacation until I'm married."
Her mother, of course, had never heard of such a thing. "Is that what they told you?"
"No", replied Delorus, "but right on the application it said 'vacation time may not be taken until you've had your First Anniversary.'"
Originally published August 02, 2004.
