Waiter, Waiter
Published Jan 01, 1900

Waiter, you're not fit to serve a pig!
I'm doing my best, sir.
Waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.
I'll take it back, sir, and bring you some that is.
I'm doing my best, sir.
Waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.
I'll take it back, sir, and bring you some that is.
Originally published November 14, 2002.