Well, at Least He Stays Busy ...
Published Jan 01, 1900
A motorist, after being bogged down in a muddy road, paid a passing farmer five dollars to pull him out with his tractor.
After he was back on dry ground he said to the farmer, "At those prices, I should think you would be pulling people out of the mud night and day."
"Can't replied the farmer. "At night I haul water for the hole."
Originally published November 14, 2002.
