Your Basic Bible Knowledge

The supervisor, taken aback by this lack of basic Bible knowledge goes to the school principal and relates the whole incident.
The principal replies that he knows little Johnny as well as his whole family very well and can vouch for them, if little Johnny said that he did not do it, he as principal is satisfied that it is the truth.
Even more appalled the inspector goes to the regional Head of Education and relates the whole story.
After listening he replies: "I can't see why you are making such a big issue out of this; just get three quotes and fix the stupid wall."
Originally published April 17, 2009.