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Published Jan 01, 1900
The German philosophy club? I. Kant.
The Ford-Nixon club? Pardon me?
The Arafat club? Yessir.
The Ebert movie club? Roger.
The Groucho Marx club? You bet your life!
The Peter Pan club? Never, never.
The Japanese theatre club? Noh.
The Quarterback club? I'll pass.
The Compulsive Rhymers' club? Okey-dokey.
The Spanish Optometrists' club? Si.
The Antiperspirant club? Sure.
The Pregnancy club? Conceivably.
The Procrastinators' club? Maybe next week.
The Self-esteem Builders club? They wouldn't accept me anyway.
The Agoraphobics Society? Only if they can meet at my house.
The Co-dependency club? Can I bring my mother?
The Prayer group? God willing!
Originally published November 14, 2002.
