Computer Quickies
What is a computer's first sign of old age? What does a baby computer call his father? CPU prayer: What is an astronaut's favourite key on a computer keyboard? What happened when the computer fell on the floor? To err is human, but to really screw things up requires a computer. Why was there a bug in the computer? What is a computer virus: How did the mouse get out of the Russian Cathedral? How was God able to make the universe in only 6 days? He didn't do any documentation.
Loss of memory
Data
Forgive us our I/O errors as we forgive those whose logic circuits are faulty. Lead us not into frustration and deliver us from power surges. Blessed be the giver of data, Patron of the data distressed.
The space bar
It slipped a disk.
It was looking for a byte to eat
A terminal illness
He clicked on an icon and opened a window
Originally published November 14, 2002.
