Bio - Calibretto13
the bios
Updated Aug 14, 2001
the bios
Joseph Whiteford
Master of guitar mayhem!
Bithdate: 1/11/79
Birthplace: Kokomo, Indiana
Relationship status: Married
Joe Job: Joe Mugg's Coffee Shop
Musical influences: THAT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
Favorite movies: I refuse to reveal my favorite movies over the internet.
Favorite C13 song: I will have no favorites, for I love them all the same.
Favorite video game: Evil Dead: Hail to the King
Favorite holiday: Samhain
Favorite not-fried food: I have never thought about that before (nor do I plan to), so I don't think I'll be able to answer it.
Favorite button on the TV remote control: OFF (and I encourage you all to turn off your silly TV shows and worthless sitcoms and go play outside.)
Least favorite place to be on a Saturday night: A church with no windows that is locked from the outside and is burning down.
Brand of toothpaste: Whatever is on sale
Overused phrase: I could never say any phrase too much.
Aaron Richardson
Bass-wielding purveyor of pain!
Bithdate: 12/2/78
Birthplace: Kokomo, Indiana
Relationship status: None
Joe Job: Joe Mugg's Coffee Shop
Musical influences: The Aquabats, Tim Armstrong, John Fortson
Favorite movies: Braveheart, Saving Private Ryan, Spaceballs, Mallrats, The Matrix
Favorite C13 song: Christian Hate Mail
Favorite video game: Shenmue, Metal Gear Solid
Favorite holiday: Valentines Day...oh wait that's my least favorite!
Favorite not-fried food: Buffalo Wings
Favorite button on the TV remote control: Uh...the off button.
Least favorite place to be on a Saturday night: Work
Brand of toothpaste: Colgate
Overused phrase: "Buddy" ("Hey buddy", "whatcha doin' buddy?", "thanks buddy")
Chris Thomas
Pounding, thrashing executioner of excitement!
Bithdate: 8/9/80
Birthplace: Kokomo, Indiana
Relationship status: Missing
Joe job: Purdue University Student/Substitute Teacher
Musical influences: Rush, The Aquabats, Travis Barker, Foo Fighters
Favorite movies: Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Can't Hardly Wait, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, This Is Spinal Tap
Favorite C13 song: Crimson Dawn
Favorite video game: Metal Gear Solid
Favorite holiday: It's a tie: Boxing Day and Kwaanza
Favorite not-fried food: Macaroni & Cheese
Favorite button on the TV remote control: Previous channel
Least favorite place to be on a Saturday night: My oddly quiet and uh-homelike dorm room (it has a strange odor...like butt)
Brand of toothpaste: Colgate baking soda & peroxide
Overused phrase: "Please let me stay in the band"
Joseph Whiteford
Master of guitar mayhem!
Bithdate: 1/11/79
Birthplace: Kokomo, Indiana
Relationship status: Married
Joe Job: Joe Mugg's Coffee Shop
Musical influences: THAT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!
Favorite movies: I refuse to reveal my favorite movies over the internet.
Favorite C13 song: I will have no favorites, for I love them all the same.
Favorite video game: Evil Dead: Hail to the King
Favorite holiday: Samhain
Favorite not-fried food: I have never thought about that before (nor do I plan to), so I don't think I'll be able to answer it.
Favorite button on the TV remote control: OFF (and I encourage you all to turn off your silly TV shows and worthless sitcoms and go play outside.)
Least favorite place to be on a Saturday night: A church with no windows that is locked from the outside and is burning down.
Brand of toothpaste: Whatever is on sale
Overused phrase: I could never say any phrase too much.
Aaron Richardson
Bass-wielding purveyor of pain!
Bithdate: 12/2/78
Birthplace: Kokomo, Indiana
Relationship status: None
Joe Job: Joe Mugg's Coffee Shop
Musical influences: The Aquabats, Tim Armstrong, John Fortson
Favorite movies: Braveheart, Saving Private Ryan, Spaceballs, Mallrats, The Matrix
Favorite C13 song: Christian Hate Mail
Favorite video game: Shenmue, Metal Gear Solid
Favorite holiday: Valentines Day...oh wait that's my least favorite!
Favorite not-fried food: Buffalo Wings
Favorite button on the TV remote control: Uh...the off button.
Least favorite place to be on a Saturday night: Work
Brand of toothpaste: Colgate
Overused phrase: "Buddy" ("Hey buddy", "whatcha doin' buddy?", "thanks buddy")
Chris Thomas
Pounding, thrashing executioner of excitement!
Bithdate: 8/9/80
Birthplace: Kokomo, Indiana
Relationship status: Missing
Joe job: Purdue University Student/Substitute Teacher
Musical influences: Rush, The Aquabats, Travis Barker, Foo Fighters
Favorite movies: Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Can't Hardly Wait, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, This Is Spinal Tap
Favorite C13 song: Crimson Dawn
Favorite video game: Metal Gear Solid
Favorite holiday: It's a tie: Boxing Day and Kwaanza
Favorite not-fried food: Macaroni & Cheese
Favorite button on the TV remote control: Previous channel
Least favorite place to be on a Saturday night: My oddly quiet and uh-homelike dorm room (it has a strange odor...like butt)
Brand of toothpaste: Colgate baking soda & peroxide
Overused phrase: "Please let me stay in the band"
Originally published August 14, 2001.
