Cat Wisdom

"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic."

"One cat just leads to another." - Ernest Hemingway

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." - Anonymous

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." - Jeff Valdez

"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." - English proverb

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." - Ellen Perry Berkeley

"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are devine."

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later." - Mary Bly

"Teaching 4th Graders is like herding cats." - Marian Wise

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." - Anonymous

"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." - Anonymous

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." - Hippolyte Taine

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

"Time spent with cats is never wasted." - Colette

"No heaven will not ever Heaven be;
Unless my cats are there to welcome me." - Anonymous

"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." - Missy Dizick... heh, heh, heh...

"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." - Colonial American proverb

"Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want." - Joseph Wood Krutch

"Cats aren't clean, they're just covered with cat spit." - John S. Nichols