Training Course Offered to Men Only

Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop
Introduction to Common Household Objects II: The Sponge
Dressing Up: Beyond the Wedding and the Funeral
Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead
Design Pattern or Splatter Stain on the Linoleum? - You CAN Tell the Difference!
Accepting Loss I: If It's Empty, You Can Throw It Away
Accepting Loss II: If the Milk Expired Three Weeks Ago, Keeping It In the Refrigerator Won't Bring It Back
Going to the Supermarket - It's Not Just for Women Anymore!
Recycling Skills I: Boxes that the Electronics Came In
Recycling Skills II: Styrofoam that Came in the Boxes that the Electronics Came In
Bathroom Etiquette I: How to Remove Beard Clippings from the Sink
Bathroom Etiquette II: Let's Wash Those Towels!
Bathroom Etiquette III: Five Easy Ways to Tell When You're About to Run Out of Toilet Paper!
Giving Back to the Community: How to Donate 15-Year-Old Levis to the Goodwill store
Retro, Or Just Hideous?: Re-examining Your '70s Polyester Shirts
Knowing the Limitations of Your Kitchenware: No, The Dishes Won't Wash Themselves
Romance: More Than a Cable Channel!
Strange But True!: She Really May NOT Care What "Fourth Down and Ten" Means
Going Out to Dinner: Beyond McDonald's
Expand Your Entertainment Options: Renting Movies That Don't Fall Under the "Action/Adventure" Category
Yours, Mine, and Ours: Sharing the Remote
"I Could Have Played a Better Game Than That!": Why Women Laugh
Adventures in Housekeeping I: Let's Clean the Closet
Adventures in Housekeeping II: Let's Clean Under the Bed
"I Don't Know": Be the First Man to Say It!
The Gas Gauge in Your Car: Sometimes Empty MEANS Empty
Directions: It's Okay to Ask for Them
Listening: It's Not Just Something You Do During Halftime
Accepting Your Limitations: Just Because You Have Power Tools Doesn't Mean You Can Fix It
Originally published August 29, 2004.