Sayings About Bad Gifts.....
Published Mar 31, 2005
10. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would've fit.
9. It would be ashame if the garbage man ever accidentally took this from me.
8. Perfect for wearing in the basement.
7. Well, well, well...
6. I really don't deserve this.
5. Gosh, I hope this never catches fire!
4. I Love it, but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.
3. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!
2. Sadly, tomorrow I enter the federal witness protection program.
1. To think I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.
Originally published April 01, 2005.
