You Know You Overdid Christmas Dinner When . . .
Published Dec 29, 2004
Paramedics bring in the Jaws of Life to pry you out of the EZ-Boy.
The "Gravy Boat" your wife set out was a real 12' boat!
You receive a Sumo Wrestler application in your e-mail.
Pricking your finger for cholesterol screening only yielded gravy.
A guest quotes a Biblical passage from "The Feeding of the 5000."
That rash on your stomach turns out to be steering wheel burn.
Representatives from the Butterball Hall of Fame called twice.
Your arms are too short to reach the keyboard & delete this
Submitted by: "Brknshll"
Originally published December 30, 2004.
